Drive-in Cash Machines

Please pay attention to the instructions. Choose the instructions adapted for your gender.

Male

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter PIN code.
4. Enter sum.
5. Take card, money and receipt.
6. Drive away.

Female

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse until you can reach the machine.
3. Restart your engine.
4. Wind down your window.
5. Look for your bag, then empty it in the passenger seat and locate your card.
6. Apply make up while you're at it.
7. Attempt to insert card.
8. Open the car door to reach.
9. Insert card.
10. Flip the card and insert it.
11. Find your calendar in the passenger seat and read the PIN code.
12. Enter PIN code.
13. Press "Clear" and write the correct PIN code.
14. Enter sum.
15. Check your make up.
16. Take the money and receipt.
17. Find you wallet in the passenger seat and put the money in it.
18. Put the receit in your calendar.
19. Check make up.
20. Drive about 10 feet forward.
21. Reverse.
22. Take your card.
23. Put your card and everything else from the passenger seat in your bag.
24. Check your make up.
25. Restart your engine.
26. Drive away.
27. Release the hand brake.

Upset driver?

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